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tok3ahontas:

so many
  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

pitchmon:

terminal-acceleration:

pitchmon:

when u type ‘yip’ instead of ‘yup’

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LOCBOCLOCBOC YIPYIPYIPYIP

unless you’re having a stroke there is no excuse for you to add that

(Source: 1vm, via dragging-you-into-darkness)

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

(via dragging-you-into-darkness)

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch
ptvcarlile:

cutiest thing ever
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